Episode 7

Episode 7: You Say You Want a Revolution...

Book and Ocean try to stand up for the little man... but also themselves. They are on the right side of history, but on the wrong side of a shotgun.

This one is mostly shrugging off GSWs and hurt feelings.

Transcript
Stu:

Welcome to, Oops!

Stu:

All Apocalypses, a show where we explore the collapse of society by playing

Stu:

fun, tabletop role playing games.

Stu:

I'm your host, Stu Masterson, and I'm joined by two of my

Stu:

most medium bestest friends.

Brady:

Hey everyone, my name is Brady and I play book MacReady, a

Brady:

kind and nitpicky detective type who just peed himself a little bit

Jacob:

And I'm Jacob.

Jacob:

I'm playing Ocean.

Jacob:

A gentle giant who's learning.

Jacob:

He's really not as intimidating as he hoped he was.

Brady:

while we wait for Stu to get his shit together.

Brady:

Does anybody, is anybody interested in taking a trip back

Brady:

to book's, nook of book takes?

Jacob:

Of course,

Stu:

yeah.

Stu:

Y wait, sorry.

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Let me sound like 20 kids at once.

Stu:

Is that better?

Brady:

No, I hated it.

Brady:

Have either of you caught up on the last of us, which is now long

Brady:

over for everyone else listening?

Jacob:

indeed.

Jacob:

Watch the finale.

Brady:

What did you think of it?

Brady:

I was a big

Stu:

Out of 10.

Stu:

10 out of 10, 10 out of 10.

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Every episode better and less best than the last.

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So each episode just better than all the ones around it.

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And an ever-increasing mountain of good episodes,

Jacob:

I think I did a pretty good job basically being a one-to-one

Jacob:

remake of the ending of the game.

Brady:

I think the Bill and Frank episode was the best,

Stu:

my favorite.

Brady:

and that was also where they deviated the most.

Jacob:

I agree.

Jacob:

I think that one was the best one so far.

Stu:

Yeah, I'm guessing most of that wasn't in the game.

Stu:

I'm the only one here who has not played any of the games.

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But even though I'm the one PlayStation fan, I'm a true gamer, elite gamer

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right here, PS Plus for 26 years.

Brady:

You say that like PC isn't your main console.

Jacob:

That was Nintendo until I went to college cuz we

Jacob:

couldn't afford anything else.

Stu:

No I loved it.

Stu:

And I think that's the type of story that fits very well naturally with

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Powered by the Apocalypse as well.

Stu:

Cuz that whole story is about like scarcity and interacting.

Stu:

It's mostly about interacting with other people, right?

Stu:

Yeah, there's these hor horrific monsters, but that's how the

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game's supposed to be played.

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We make ours a little funnier than the rules probably

Brady:

We hope.

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but I think you could really cover that setting well.

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If someone wanted to do a last of us one shot, I would be like,

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Hey, play Apocalypse World.

Jacob:

I say, I think it'd be very easy to do in Apocalypse World

Stu:

Listen, watch the last of us go give money to H B O.

Stu:

They need it so bad because apparently they don't have enough money and

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they cancel all the good shows.

Jacob:

apparently.

Stu:

Okay, that has stalled enough time for me to find.

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All of the questions we need.

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This next one is pretty good.

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The question this week to fall in love, if you're just joining us,

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these are questions that a bunch of science nerds have determined.

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If you sit across from someone and ask them sequentially, you will eventually

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fall in love with each other or maybe know that you aren't a perfect

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match and you should just ditch 'em.

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So we're doing these questions between our two beloved characters book and ocean.

Stu:

The question we've got to now is our sixth question.

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When did you last sing to yourself, to someone else?

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Question mark.

Brady:

I think that the last time that book sang to himself was the day before

Brady:

his parents left, and it was to his mom.

Jacob:

Ooh, tragic.

Stu:

always have to be such a bummer.

Brady:

Yeah.

Brady:

I don't like, I don't think he consumes,

Stu:

song was it?

Brady:

It was, oh shit.

Brady:

Oh, it was the cleanup song.

Brady:

It was 100%.

Brady:

It was the cleanup song from Barney.

Brady:

It was the Barney cleanup song, canonically.

Stu:

Okay.

Jacob:

It's so sad.

Jacob:

And it's sad if you think about in like a deeper way that you know,

Jacob:

he was young enough that he was listening to those kind of musics.

Brady:

Yeah.

Stu:

Yeah.

Stu:

Now you have you have a couple good hits you can listen to.

Stu:

You've been introduced to Weird Al and you also have the full

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extended cut of vessel by 21

Brady:

Yeah.

Brady:

I think that fact is gonna change very soon.

Stu:

so to someone else, I'm guessing?

Stu:

Never then, except like with your parents,

Stu:

Since that one was the question, when did you last sing to yourself?

Stu:

Did you get do a drunken karaoke night?

Stu:

As of right now, the broken leg has karaoke night on Sunday at noon.

Brady:

I'm gonna say yes,

Jacob:

It was so early for karaoke.

Brady:

has attended karaoke night cuz people tend to get very drunk and loud

Brady:

and talk on a couple of occasions.

Brady:

He was in the back corner.

Brady:

Basically just mouthing the words, but there was enough breath coming

Brady:

out of his mouth that I'm gonna say qualifies as singing to himself.

Stu:

And what song was that?

Brady:

And that song was let's see.

Stu:

The cleanup song?

Brady:

No,

Jacob:

That's why he was singing it, because he had like

Jacob:

a flashback to his childhood.

Brady:

that song.

Brady:

Oh my gosh.

Brady:

Okay, I got it.

Brady:

Snow Patrol.

Brady:

Hold on.

Brady:

What's the song where he's in the corner being sad?

Stu:

Yeah.

Stu:

Hold on for one more day.

Brady:

No, hold on.

Stu:

That's Wilson Phillips, I think.

Brady:

I think it's Snow

Stu:

Is it the one where he sounds even more like Kermit the Frog than usual?

Brady:

It's, it wasn't Snow Patrol.

Brady:

It was changing by the Airborne Toxic event.

Stu:

I love Airborne Toxic Event.

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They're like top five of Stu's favorite

Brady:

Fuck no, I lied.

Brady:

It was sometime around midnight by the Airborne Toxic event.

Brady:

Fuck, I'm so sorry.

Brady:

Third time's a charm.

Stu:

Even better song

Brady:

so good.

Brady:

That was 100% the song he was singing to himself.

Stu:

Okay.

Stu:

Ocean, same questions to you.

Stu:

When was the last time Ocean saying to himself.

Stu:

When was the last time he sang to other people?

Jacob:

So for singing for himself, I think ocean judging by like the amount

Jacob:

of like music playing memorabilia he has in his little car uh, I

Jacob:

think he's, he listens to a lot of music and so I imagined he probably

Jacob:

sings to himself pretty frequently.

Jacob:

Probably the last time he getting ready to get up for.

Jacob:

Get up and go.

Jacob:

So probably this morning in the chain of events here, singing to

Jacob:

other people, I don't think he's done in his lifetime that he remembers.

Jacob:

At the very least, maybe in his past.

Jacob:

He sang a lot as from what he remembers, I just don't see him as the type of guy

Jacob:

that enjoys singing in public or singing to other guys or other people, or going

Jacob:

to karaoke events or anything like that.

Stu:

Yeah.

Stu:

He doesn't have that annoying personality.

Jacob:

No,

Stu:

Yeah.

Stu:

So me constantly and to other people, I sing to myself just literally all

Stu:

day, always while talking in the middle of sentences with other people.

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And then to other people probably in the background of, one of the

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songs I've used in this podcast is probably the most recent.

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If it counts me screaming from a halfway across my room into a mic

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and then playing it backwards,

Brady:

I just realized the implications of book's, parents making him clean up the

Brady:

house the day before they abandoned him.

Jacob:

it's sad.

Brady:

Gotta straighten the fuck up kid, cuz we're not gonna be around here.

Stu:

I take it in a more positive way because I bet that's something

Stu:

that's pretty soothing to

Brady:

Oh, absolutely.

Brady:

I think it was a normal routine.

Brady:

Like I don't think that, it didn't feel like it was just

Brady:

another

Jacob:

I was about to say, I don't think it was my, it was intentional on their

Stu:

and you don't know why they left or if it was sudden or anything Yet.

Jacob:

Yeah.

Jacob:

They could have just been singing, cuz that's their regular routine.

Jacob:

So that's the last thing.

Jacob:

It's just a normal day and then the next day they're gone.

Stu:

Let's get back to the cliffhanger of book, potentially dying after learning

Stu:

all of those good things about him.

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Insert music here.

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Book.

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You feel this cold metal pressed against the back of your neck,

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what's the first thing you do?

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Just right away.

Brady:

In book's mind flashes the events of a couple days or a couple

Brady:

weeks prior, depending on who you ask.

Brady:

Where the salad fingers monster crawls its way out of the sewer and clutches

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his chest and fear and panic rushes through his chest, his heart and his head.

Brady:

Then a calm kind of falls on him because he now has stern presence

Jacob:

Ooh, what a good transition.

Jacob:

What a good way to segue that in.

Brady:

and he can't see this person, so he is not gonna use

Brady:

it yet, but he knows that he can.

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Handle himself.

Brady:

That might be false confidence because Ocean did a lot of the heavy lifting.

Brady:

I am going to start by reading this situation,

Stu:

Give me a read, a situation roll.

Brady:

okay?

Brady:

And I'm gonna use real dice, which I'm excited about.

Jacob:

Ooh.

Stu:

This is a first for you.

Brady:

That was a 12,

Jacob:

Ooh.

Stu:

That's about as good as you can do with your first role.

Stu:

You can ask me three questions right now

Brady:

I think who's in control here is a good question because clearly

Brady:

the person with the gun is can in control, but I don't know who that is.

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you slowly look over your shoulder and you feel it

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pressing harder to you to get the impression that you should not try to

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move . He doesn't say anything yet.

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But you look and it is one of Hickory's men that you've interacted

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with, just minorly before named Rosco.

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And he has this two large shotgun pressed right against the back.

Brady:

Okay.

Brady:

I think I know what poses the biggest threat to me.

Brady:

I imagine it's the shotgun.

Stu:

Are you asking.

Brady:

No, actually, yeah.

Brady:

You know what?

Brady:

Let's make it interesting cuz I think that might inspire you to add some stakes,

Stu:

Yeah.

Stu:

So that is not the biggest threat to you right now.

Stu:

He looks like he is holding off and not pushing the trigger, but he is

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looking for what to do next from someone further to the side that

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you're not able to get a good view on without turning your head right now.

Stu:

So there's someone else in this area who seems to be calling the

Brady:

okay?

Stu:

I know that sounds like backwards for who's in control

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versus what you just asked, but

Brady:

Okay.

Brady:

What represents the best opportunity for me to distract these men?

Stu:

from, can you elaborate on that just a little bit?

Stu:

You want to distract them from you?

Brady:

From both of us.

Brady:

I want their attention away from Ocean and myself.

Stu:

So you know what you did, right?

Stu:

You know why these people are after you, the kind of severity of your,

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the grievances they have with you.

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If there was a bigger threat or a bigger problem than they had to deal with,

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they would certainly take care of that.

Stu:

You are relatively small fry.

Stu:

It's more you've offended someone greatly than an actual emergency.

Brady:

Very interesting.

Stu:

Don't know how helpful that

Brady:

is

Brady:

No, that's very helpful.

Stu:

but it's the truth.

Brady:

That is very helpful.

Jacob:

So book is the one that has the gun to his back in the scene.

Jacob:

Where would is Ocean in relation to all this?

Stu:

You dove forward like a runner sliding into home plate

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when you went behind this building.

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So you have a much better view of what's going on here, but you

Stu:

just get this fleeting glimpse.

Stu:

You don't get the detailed information that he just got with his role.

Stu:

But that there are four men here total.

Stu:

They all are armed in some way.

Stu:

The only one that they're gun currently drawn is the one who has

Stu:

it pressed up against book's neck.

Stu:

But you do see Pistachio Jones is on the far side away from you.

Jacob:

And they can obviously like see me like even though I dug into

Jacob:

the yeah, I imagine it's straight

Stu:

You guys are basically in an alleyway that is enclosed off from the

Stu:

rest of the town by these large drapes covering each end of the alleyway.

Stu:

It's like a corner of four broken down buildings that you guys are pretty

Stu:

separated from everyone else, but there's really no place to hide right here.

Brady:

Am I able to make an action?

Stu:

can do whatever you want.

Brady:

Okay.

Brady:

I would like to hook my cane around the person behind Me's ankle and try

Brady:

to pull his feet out from under him.

Stu:

Okay?

Jacob:

like a good way to get shot.

Stu:

Yep.

Stu:

Exciting.

Stu:

Okay.

Stu:

This is going to be doing battle, I believe.

Stu:

I see you grimace at that.

Stu:

To do battle you roll plus hard, and then the effects of that are going

Stu:

to be based on trying something challenging and acting under fire.

Stu:

So gimme that hard roll.

Brady:

Okay.

Brady:

The hard roll is coming.

Brady:

Oh, no, that was a one.

Brady:

Yeah, that was two minus one.

Stu:

Okay.

Jacob:

I So I'm gonna try and help because I think the moment Ocean sees

Jacob:

book try and fight back, he's gonna step in and try and fight back too

Stu:

Okay.

Stu:

What are you going to try to do?

Stu:

Explain what you're doing.

Jacob:

Ocean.

Jacob:

book is kind to loop his cane around his ankle to trip him, right?

Jacob:

I think Ocean is gonna step forward and just try and slug the guy as he's

Jacob:

distracted by distracted by book.

Stu:

Then you also give me a do doing battle roll

Jacob:

Okay,

Stu:

before you roll the help.

Jacob:

so right now does my, I count as a small gang

Stu:

You do count as a small gang.

Stu:

Yes.

Stu:

So you will deal additional harm and take less harm.

Stu:

You are overall against a gang right now, so it will be even footing

Stu:

when shit's going down, but yeah.

Jacob:

Okay.

Stu:

Basically after this, you're against a small gang.

Jacob:

Okay.

Jacob:

That's a nine.

Stu:

On a nine, you hit both with a seven to nine.

Stu:

So with a an attack someone, you get to choose one from that list.

Stu:

And for the act under fire there is going to be a complication.

Stu:

So what do you want to do with your attack?

Stu:

Someone you can either inflict terrible harm, seize hold of something, get them

Stu:

out of your way, impress, frighten, or dismay them or pin them down.

Jacob:

I'm gonna pin them down.

Stu:

Okay?

Stu:

So there's still going to be, you don't need to roll help, since that

Stu:

was so successful there's still going to be a complication associated with

Stu:

this though because book did fail.

Stu:

Utterly any of them make success.

Stu:

So as you come up, he feels almost at the same time as he sees you pushing yourself

Stu:

up off the ground and heading towards him with your fist pulled back ready to just

Stu:

Superman punch him in the face He feels.

Stu:

This cane getting pulling on his ankle and he whips it back and book your cane, goes

Stu:

scattering against the wall B behind him.

Stu:

You just lose your grip on it.

Stu:

You weren't in a good position to hold onto it, but ocean is able to come up

Stu:

and just sock him right in the face.

Stu:

I think you do two harm.

Jacob:

Yeah, I get plus one harm.

Jacob:

Uh, I have plus one harm and plus one armor.

Jacob:

So yeah, two harm I think.

Jacob:

Just like with punching somebody, is that just like a base one harm, I assume?

Jacob:

Yeah,

Jacob:

So total two harm.

Stu:

Okay.

Stu:

So you knock him down.

Stu:

He, this is, you did pin them down, right?

Jacob:

Yeah, so I'm like grab him by his scruff and like hold

Jacob:

his arms behind and like hold him in front of us as like a shield.

Stu:

Okay.

Stu:

As you are collapsing to the ground, you hear his gun go off and bullets

Stu:

just tear through the front side of your shin and you take three harm.

Jacob:

Okay.

Jacob:

So I take one arm cuz I have one armor.

Stu:

Because you count as a gang and you have one armor.

Stu:

Yep.

Stu:

And I'm not gonna make you roll a harm, move for that cuz I'm expecting

Stu:

there to be more harm shortly.

Stu:

But he's on the ground.

Stu:

You see this other collection of people all start pulling out their weapons.

Stu:

What do you do?

Stu:

But.

Brady:

Now that I've.

Brady:

Now that Ocean has successfully gotten the shotgun away from me, I'm going to

Brady:

turn it, look at that other collection of people and I am going to, okay, hold on.

Jacob:

How stern is that presence?

Brady:

I don't know that stern presence is really going to help me

Brady:

out here unless someone needs my help.

Brady:

Oh man.

Brady:

We're just doing battle, aren't we?

Stu:

Which

Stu:

you currently do not have a weapon.

Jacob:

I was about to say, I don't think we can take the group, so I think we

Jacob:

need to try and probably talk 'em down

Brady:

I was gonna, I was gonna try to do, I am, I'm going to use stern presence,

Stu:

Okay.

Stu:

Roll it.

Brady:

right?

Brady:

And I'm rolling.

Brady:

Plus hard, which I have minus one on, so that's awesome.

Stu:

Excellent.

Brady:

God damn it.

Stu:

These real dice are not being kind

Brady:

That was a four.

Stu:

You're getting better though.

Stu:

They're working their way up.

Stu:

What does it say?

Stu:

Be, prepare?

Stu:

Does it just say, be prepared for the worst or

Brady:

on a miss.

Brady:

Something else catches my attention.

Brady:

First ask the mc what does.

Stu:

So you go and you try to scan their eyes briefly to see how they're

Stu:

feeling, their immediate reaction if you can impart something on them.

Stu:

But right when they are, when you're trying to catch their gaze, you

Stu:

hear some weird scuttling behind you outside of the alleyway, so you can't

Stu:

see them, but it seems like someone's coming up pretty quickly and it

Stu:

definitely distracts you for a moment.

Stu:

So there's more people headed in this

Brady:

Okay.

Brady:

Ocean . Why don't you take over

Jacob:

Okay.

Jacob:

All right.

Jacob:

Holding the guy.

Jacob:

I'm gonna be whoa, whoa, everyone.

Jacob:

Let's just cool our jets here.

Jacob:

Everyone calm down.

Jacob:

Let's put the guns away.

Jacob:

. Stu: Pistachio Jones walks up and

Jacob:

into the shadows very dramatically.

Jacob:

And he takes a step forward and he goes, now why would we be doing that?

Jacob:

I don't sh I don't see any reason that we should be putting our guns down.

Jacob:

We seem to have you right

Jacob:

don't see any reasons why you should have put guns

Jacob:

in our face in the first place.

Stu:

We heard that you were quickly leaving one of the local establishments

Stu:

and we thought that maybe you had a little something to hide or you weren't

Stu:

thinking of paying and you treated me with a great amount of disrespect.

Stu:

And he's walking closer and like slowly pulling out a revolver.

Stu:

As he's saying this

Jacob:

Does The guy that I'm holding have a gun on him or like

Jacob:

a pistol that like pull out of his

Stu:

He has that whole shotgun that is now angled down.

Stu:

You're like pressing it against the ground after it's shot towards your shin.

Stu:

But yes, he has that

Jacob:

Uh, I want to try and grab like hold the guy like with his

Jacob:

neck and then grab the gun like hold the shotgun like, hold on now.

Jacob:

Put that gun down.

Stu:

Okay.

Stu:

Give me a try.

Stu:

Something challenging as this guy's gonna fight back from

Stu:

being removed into this position.

Jacob:

All right.

Jacob:

Try something challenging is what you said.

Stu:

Yes.

Jacob:

Okay.

Jacob:

God, we're so bad at trying something challenging.

Jacob:

That's not a bad rule though.

Jacob:

That's a nine.

Stu:

Okay.

Stu:

A nine.

Stu:

You're able to with ocean like reflexes, you roll up onto your feet holding

Stu:

this guy by the neck and you, your massive size and strength just grips

Stu:

this shotgun with by just the grip and aims it towards Pistachio Jones.

Stu:

But by the time it took you to do all that, everyone has also pulled

Stu:

their guns and they have them on you.

Stu:

So you guys are in a very lopsided Mexican off.

Brady:

Except we have a gang on our side.

Jacob:

yeah, that's true.

Stu:

You both have a gang

Brady:

I am going to step forward basically in front of

Brady:

everyone holding their weapons.

Brady:

I'm going to walk calmly to my cane.

Brady:

I'm going to bend over.

Brady:

Pick it up and turn to everyone and try to sway them.

Stu:

Okay.

Stu:

That's first gonna be an act under fire.

Brady:

Nobody's sh

Stu:

And if you roll bad, it's gonna be literal.

Brady:

Oh, I roll plus.

Brady:

Cool.

Brady:

Cool.

Brady:

Cuz I'm good at that.

Brady:

So that was I rolled a nine, but that is an 11.

Stu:

Excellent.

Stu:

Yeah.

Stu:

You walk over calmly.

Stu:

It does seem to diffuse the situation a little bit and you put yourself

Stu:

in a good position, roll your sway, depending on how good you roll,

Stu:

come up with what you're gonna say.

Brady:

Okay.

Brady:

Okay.

Brady:

Oh fuck.

Brady:

So that was sway some one is plus Cool as well.

Brady:

So that was a seven.

Stu:

Okay.

Stu:

That is a mixed success.

Stu:

Okay.

Stu:

What do you say to him?

Stu:

And then I'll react

Brady:

ladies and gentlemen, I know this situation got off to a rocky

Brady:

start, but we wish you no ill will.

Brady:

In our earlier conversation, Mr.

Brady:

Jones was simply, and I must have done a very poor job of expressing this.

Brady:

That was simply us expressing our commitment to follow

Brady:

your requested instructions.

Brady:

Of providing attacks after our power was restored, and I believe that fair

Brady:

exchange of goods and services is and can be still amiable to all of

Brady:

us if we just lower our weapons and consider that proposition calmly.

Stu:

An interesting proposition you say, or just going to pay your due tariff.

Stu:

From where I see it, and he pulls out this ostentatious pocket watch he looks

Stu:

at and he goes, if I don't have that payment within the hour, there's going

Stu:

to be a severe penalty applied to it.

Stu:

So if you are looking to pay, you better get moving.

Brady:

Now, the terms of that agreement again was that my power will be

Brady:

restored and then I will pay the tax.

Stu:

The power is beyond my control.

Stu:

I just help collect the money.

Stu:

That's someone else's job.

Brady:

I don't have power coming to my place of residence, what am I paying for

Stu:

protection city, he, I promise you, the light bringer gives power to

Stu:

whoever needs it and whoever can use it.

Stu:

He has to ration power sometimes.

Stu:

Maybe a week you'll be a little low.

Stu:

Next week, y'all power the whole time.

Stu:

You just gotta hold on and believe in him and he'll get us.

Stu:

To a successful,

Brady:

pistachio, my friend.

Brady:

I want, I would love to see that, but this protection that you're providing was

Brady:

just realized in a very threatening way.

Brady:

So I think that if you can give me some more time and if you

Brady:

can and in that time my power is restored, then we can all walk away.

Brady:

Happy individuals.

Stu:

you owe the money.

Stu:

You have one hour of gate here.

Stu:

If you don't, there's gonna be a penalty.

Stu:

You're gonna have to pedal it off.

Stu:

rolled a mixed

Brady:

look at Ocean and I shrug in his direction, and then I hold my hand

Brady:

out to Pistachio Jones for a handshake.

Stu:

to shake it, Okay, I'll like it.

Stu:

I don't like this, but pistachio loves it.

Stu:

And he walks forward, he twirls his pistol around and holsters it, and

Stu:

then reaches out with his hand and gives you a very meaty handshake.

Stu:

It just engross your entire hand.

Stu:

You feel his thumb and pinky touch

Stu:

on the other, the back of your hand.

Brady:

Disgusting.

Jacob:

All right, since it seems like we're on am not amiable, but less

Jacob:

likely to be shot terms, I am going to.

Jacob:

Kick the guy that I'm holding away from me, but I'm gonna

Jacob:

keep holding onto the shotgun

Stu:

Okay?

Jacob:

And I'm

Stu:

he goes.

Jacob:

I'm keeping this.

Stu:

He goes, Hey, that's my gun.

Jacob:

You guys attacked us first.

Jacob:

We take this,

Stu:

We.

Stu:

I was just trying to detain you until we could figure out what was going on.

Stu:

I need my gun.

Jacob:

You guys have plenty of guns.

Jacob:

You can't tell me Hickory doesn't have more guns to offer.

Stu:

Give me a sway roll.

Jacob:

You guys shot first.

Jacob:

It's only fair.

Jacob:

Oh my God.

Jacob:

That's a 12.

Stu:

12.

Jacob:

I'm not even, that's dead series.

Jacob:

Look at that bad

Stu:

With a 12.

Stu:

He pistachio.

Stu:

Looks like he's coming to back him up, like to force you to give him the gun.

Stu:

He starts walking towards you and, but you look down at this man who you stole his

Stu:

gun and he realizes how big and imposing and how quickly you dealt with him.

Stu:

And he actually turns around to pistachio.

Stu:

He goes, oh no, it's fine.

Stu:

That one is, that was not working very well.

Stu:

Anyway, it's that's a bad gun and he Takes a few steps back.

Stu:

Possession goes well, time's ticking.

Stu:

You better get going.

Brady:

So Stu breaking the fourth wall here a bit because of the

Brady:

wonderful audio quality we have here.

Brady:

I did not hear how much time Pistachio Jones gave us.

Stu:

So he told you one hour, that is like a little tight, like you have

Stu:

to go and get it, but that is not like some absolutely absurd amount of

Stu:

time and it also doesn't make a ton of sense for like why you need it.

Stu:

You think this is just him flexing his power and making you

Stu:

do something for him right now?

Stu:

It's not the fact that he needs it or the fact that you're

Stu:

not going to be able to do it.

Stu:

He's just saying, I can make these people go do

Brady:

And the amount that he demanded was one car battery.

Stu:

Yes.

Brady:

The only way that he would've known that we had one car battery

Brady:

at all is if he was following us.

Brady:

But I think I have an idea.

Stu:

Okay.

Stu:

Do you guys scutter off?

Jacob:

Yeah, I'm get, yeah.

Jacob:

We'll,

Jacob:

we'll,

Stu:

It's way less violent than I thought it'd be so far.

Stu:

We'll see where you go with it.

Stu:

But

Jacob:

so real quick looking up for the stats of this shotgun, do you have 'em

Jacob:

Just happen to be on your hands too.

Stu:

three harm close

Stu:

Messy,

Jacob:

Messy.

Stu:

three harm close, messy.

Jacob:

Well, We finally have a real weapon now, so that's nice.

Stu:

Okay.

Stu:

What?

Stu:

What's your

Brady:

turn to Ocean af.

Brady:

I'm assuming that they leave,

Stu:

Yeah, they move outside of this kind of quarantined off, but

Stu:

they seem like they set up there.

Stu:

No waiting for you

Brady:

so I'm gonna turn to Ocean and I say I'm sorry that

Brady:

I just lost us a car battery.

Brady:

Do you want to head to Johnny Hertz's place or should we head

Brady:

home and actually go get that thing?

Jacob:

I think we better get that car battery.

Jacob:

I don't, I think we got a pretty tight schedule.

Jacob:

If we don't want to end up pedaling for weeks now, we might gotta

Brady:

think I have an idea.

Jacob:

And Hey car battery's a car battery.

Jacob:

At least we're still

Jacob:

alive.

Brady:

I agree.

Brady:

But I think I have an idea for, something we might be able

Brady:

to do, but let's hurry home.

Jacob:

I

Brady:

by home, I mean to your home.

Brady:

Not mine.

Brady:

Mine has no power.

. Stu:

You hurry along.

. Stu:

Ocean limping a little bit as the bottom of your leg is clean, fucked up, but

. Stu:

you make it back to Ocean's Place.

. Stu:

If you're heading straight there, you have plenty of time of getting in

Brady:

Stu, I have a question for you.

Brady:

How common are car batteries?

Brady:

Does Hickory have cars in his fleet?

Brady:

Does he know what one would he recognize?

Brady:

One

Stu:

yes.

Stu:

They have cars.

Stu:

A lot of people have vehicles of some manner.

Stu:

Not maybe most, but definitely Hickory has a fleet of vehicles, mostly

Stu:

just like normal, traditional cars.

Stu:

Nothing like the spider.

Brady:

because I was gonna see if we could like, forge one, not

Brady:

forged, like in an anvil, make a forgery of a car battery by filling

Brady:

filling like an ammo can with rocks.

Stu:

So you know that it would've to be a little more advanced than that.

Stu:

But you know that a lot of times these batteries aren't even used.

Stu:

They're just like tokens of exchange.

Stu:

So there could be one car battery that gets passed on for a long

Stu:

time, so it not being functional may not immediately come back on you.

Stu:

But it also could, it could be this car needs a new car battery

Stu:

and they try one of these.

Stu:

But that's definitely feasible.

Stu:

It would be difficult to do in the amount of time without being late.

Brady:

So are we just,

Stu:

So your risk in having to pedal it off, it's up to

Brady:

ocean, are we just handing this over or are we gonna try to

Brady:

take one pull one over on these guys?

Brady:

Should we like, load up on shit and try to fight them for real, but prepared

Jacob:

I don't think we'd be able to take 'em.

Jacob:

We might be able to, but I don't feel,

Stu:

You're a whole gang

Jacob:

yeah, I am a whole gang, but I don't know how in character

Jacob:

it would be for Ocean to want to like fight these guys over our car

Brady:

how where did we, where are we gonna meet them?

Stu:

near Frida's Place, just like right outside of it.

Stu:

Like basically the same place you met him before.

Stu:

Frida Alley.

Stu:

Sorry, not Frida's Place.

Stu:

You don't know where Frida's Place is.

Jacob:

So basically same place.

Jacob:

We got that.

Jacob:

We got hung up.

Brady:

I am going to propose something.

Jacob:

Okay.

Brady:

that we drive to Johnny Hertz's place.

Brady:

We tell him to get on the radio and blast that Pistachio Jones and his goons are

Brady:

gonna be at that location at that time.

Brady:

And if anyone shows up, basically I'm gonna try to start a little riot.

Brady:

I think we should try to start a little riot.

Brady:

If anyone shows up, we try to fight our way out of it.

Brady:

If no one shows up, we give them the car battery.

Jacob:

I like that idea.

Jacob:

Yeah, I think that's good.

Jacob:

I think going to Johnny Hertz, seeing what he can stir up with people

Brady:

Because he is not that far from Frida's alley, right?

Stu:

Now you guys were almost to his place when you got caught.

Jacob:

We could like start mentioning about have him, like broadcasting the

Jacob:

fact that Hickory's now sending his goons like, hassle people over money

Jacob:

that they don't even necessarily have.

Brady:

Yeah.

Brady:

We're lucky in that we do have a car battery, but if he, they'd

Brady:

come to us a day early or a day earlier we would have nothing.

Brady:

All right.

Brady:

So I hop in the Jeep, I fire her up.

Brady:

I look at the terrible paint job that I can see on the hood, and I'm

Brady:

motioned to, I motioned ocean to hop in.

Stu:

Nice.

Stu:

Nice.

Stu:

Yeah.

Stu:

You guys peel off and head towards Johnny Hertz's Radio Shack and you're

Stu:

able to get there using your vehicle.

Stu:

You get there with enough time to definitely talk to him and still make it.

Stu:

So you brought the car battery as a backup plan in case you

Stu:

need to give it off though.

Stu:

Okay?

Stu:

So

Stu:

you

Jacob:

case we're just screwed.

Stu:

As you show up, there's a flashing on air sign on the Johnny Hurtz shack

Stu:

like there was before, but it looks very

Brady:

Okay.

Brady:

I just I walk because the time is of the incident essence.

Brady:

I hop out immediately.

Brady:

Don't even wait for Ocean to get outta the car.

Brady:

I'm assuming he's right behind me.

Brady:

I run up the stairs, open the door, and I pause for a moment because Johnny hurts.

Brady:

Or, sorry, I pause for a moment because Pistachio Jones knew that we had a car

Brady:

battery and I don't know how he knew.

Brady:

And to play it safe, I use stern presence on Johnny Hiz to see if he's deceived us

Stu:

Okay, gimme, gimme that hard roll.

Jacob:

Yeah, he's the only one that would really would have known unless

Brady:

Oh wait.

Brady:

Actually, Ocean.

Brady:

How far behind me are you?

Jacob:

Uh, I'm assuming I'm following

Brady:

Okay, nevermind.

Brady:

I was going to say,

Jacob:

unless you need me to tail behind a

Brady:

I actually, yeah.

Brady:

Can I, Stu, can I modify that slightly?

Brady:

I turn behind me and I go, gimme one second, and then I close the door

Brady:

behind me and I walk up behind Johnny Hertz and I use compassionate presence.

Stu:

Ooh, different roll, I think.

Stu:

Cool.

Brady:

Indeed.

Brady:

That fell off in a way that I can't read which way is facing up.

Brady:

I'm gonna roll 'em on the floor.

Stu:

You're bad at dice.

Brady:

Nine plus two 11.

Stu:

Excellent.

Stu:

So I'd say full success.

Stu:

I think you get both of those

Brady:

The main thing that I'm interested in is if he's done

Brady:

something that he's ashamed of.

Stu:

You see no shame.

Stu:

And Johnny hurts his face.

Stu:

He is.

Stu:

You open that door and he's in the middle of the big rant.

Stu:

He sees you, his eyes kinda light up actually, and he smiles

Stu:

at you as he seems to start

Brady:

I always knew that I could trust Johnny Hertz.

Stu:

Is there, do you

Brady:

yeah, I actually, I do want to know if he's holding onto pain

Brady:

because I'm wondering if they also tried to stake him up for cash.

Stu:

Right now it doesn't seem like he is, he seems really happy with his current

Stu:

situation since you guys got him this through the Earth communication device.

Stu:

And he thinks at least he's communicating to a much wider audience.

Stu:

And you hear him go, I'm gonna have to jump to a quick commercial

Stu:

break for you guys real quick.

Stu:

We got a guest in the studio.

Stu:

He may come on mic soon, I'll let you know.

Stu:

And this is Johnny Hiz.

Stu:

Simon off for about two minutes.

Stu:

See you then.

Stu:

And he hits a big button.

Stu:

He, it's a big loud button with a loud click sound when he is.

Stu:

And he comes out and goes, Hey, it's Johnny Hertz here.

Stu:

What's book doing?

Stu:

Visiting my place?

Stu:

You trying to spread some

Brady:

I turn around really quick on a wave ocean in,

Jacob:

Aye,

Brady:

and I say, Hey, Johnny.

Brady:

We actually, I hope this is okay.

Brady:

We could use a favor.

Brady:

Have you heard about Pistachio Jones hidden everyone up for these new taxes,

Brady:

this new tariff that he's loving?

Stu:

Yeah, absolutely ridiculous.

Stu:

We have a lot of people, it's really hurting and the power's been even more

Stu:

inconsistent lately is what I've noticed.

Stu:

So it's like, what are we

Brady:

I've had no power for over a week now and we know where Pistachio

Brady:

Jones and whole Bandag Goons are gonna be, and we wanna let the people

Brady:

know that this is their chance to fight back and to push back against

Brady:

the light bringer and his bullshit.

Stu:

Give me a sway

Brady:

Okay.

Brady:

Shit, that was a six.

Stu:

is a full of fail.

Jacob:

I can try to help.

Jacob:

I would love to help because I don't think we can get too much worse than a six.

Jacob:

Uh, So Ocean will come in.

Jacob:

It's like Johnny, people are really hurting out there.

Jacob:

these goons just shook us down in the street here demanding a car battery

Jacob:

for something we don't even have.

Jacob:

I think the people would be very appreciative to be able to know

Jacob:

and be able to come and talk to Ol Pistachio Jones himself

Jacob:

to give him a little piece of

Brady:

What if we pretend,

Jacob:

I think it could get you serious cred on

Brady:

sorry.

Brady:

And then I jump in.

Brady:

What if I pretend that I took over and I.

Brady:

I took over the channel and that takes the heat off of you.

Brady:

And I get on the air and I tell people

Stu:

Give me that help Roll

Stu:

Ocean

Jacob:

so for that, I roll with book, right?

Stu:

Yes.

Stu:

Books, history.

Jacob:

I do have plus two with book right now.

Jacob:

That is a nine.

Stu:

A nine.

Stu:

Okay.

Stu:

That helps, that pushes you to a mix success.

Stu:

And with your given concession, that was gonna be what I was going to recommend.

Stu:

Anyway, he goes, Yeah, I think as long as the heat, like I'm

Stu:

gonna get some heat from this.

Stu:

So I want you to know I'm taking a big risk letting you jump on air,

Stu:

but as long as you take over it and lead the charge, say all the

Stu:

words I'm gonna stay out of it.

Stu:

But you have my voice modulating

Brady:

clap Johnny,

Stu:

and its

Brady:

I clap Johnny on the shoulder and I say, Johnny.

Brady:

You're a true friend.

Stu:

Get on in there.

Stu:

Any patsy on the back and he helps hook you up.

Stu:

Put some headphones on your head, tells you which side of the mic to speak into.

Stu:

Keeps reminding you to actually talk into the mic and quit leaning back.

Stu:

And what's your impassioned plea to the people, the possibly dozen of

Brady:

Okay.

Brady:

I look at Ocean, and before I sit down and say, if you have ever anything

Brady:

to say, now's the time, and then I move towards the mic and ocean.

Brady:

If you want to go first, you're welcome to, or I can jump in and start.

Jacob:

I'll let you go first cuz it sounds like book has a more solid grasp.

Jacob:

know, You are a more personable individual than Ocean is, but he'll probably step

Jacob:

in at the end to add a little bit extra.

Brady:

Okay, so I click the big button that Johnny Hertz pressed and a.

Brady:

Resounding clunk resets my demeanor and I lean towards the mic I say, my friends

Brady:

and my fellow citizens of Hamlet opening, I am tired of living under a thumb that

Brady:

none of us voted for a thumb that none of us even really at least not that I

Brady:

know of, especially not a thumb that is threatening us for money that we don't

Brady:

have and giving us nothing in return.

Brady:

If you're tired of that thumb, meet us at Frida Alley and then,

Brady:

hold on, Stu, how much time do we have left before the hour's up?

Stu:

We have roughly 15

Brady:

Meet us in Frida's Alley in 15 minutes because Pistachio Jones and

Brady:

his gang of jerks and bullies is gonna be there and I'm gonna be there too.

Brady:

And I just realized that I forgot to say that I took over from Johnny Hertz.

Stu:

That's fine.

Stu:

Give me his sweat roll.

Brady:

Okay.

Brady:

Roll plus.

Brady:

Cool.

Brady:

That's good cuz I need it.

Brady:

That is an eight.

Stu:

And eight.

Stu:

Okay.

Stu:

The camera pans to the dozen of people listening to this through their radio.

Stu:

At the bar, there's a small radio that someone has brought in.

Stu:

It looks scrapped up and taped together.

Stu:

And you can't see who's listening to it, but you hear your tinny

Stu:

voice echoing through it.

Stu:

And there's a hush over the rabble for a second.

Stu:

At the soggy worm, Calista has a radio on the bar and she hears your

Stu:

voice coming through it, and you see her kind of like sigh heavily and go

Stu:

up to it, turn it down a little bit.

Stu:

You see someone driving along in their car and they're like, hell yeah.

Stu:

Hell yeah.

Stu:

Every time you say one of these lines responding to it, getting amped up

Stu:

and excited for what's going on,

Brady:

is ocean.

Brady:

If Ocean jumps in and he,

Brady:

Is that gonna be a help or is that gonna be a different sway rule?

Stu:

he can help.

Stu:

This would be just

Jacob:

I was just about to say Ocean would like to, at this point, step

Jacob:

into, to help and add a little more to,

Stu:

Okay.

Stu:

give me,

Jacob:

to a full

Stu:

gimme a different appeal.

Stu:

I think.

Stu:

So I would say books was very pathos heavy.

Stu:

Move.

Stu:

Go for like a logical or ethical approach.

Jacob:

That is exactly what I was gonna do actually.

Jacob:

, Ocean's gonna come up and say, folks, we're not calling for violence.

Jacob:

We're not calling for a fight in the streets.

Jacob:

All we want is for y'all to come and speak your mind and let Hickory

Jacob:

and his goons know how we feel and that they can't keep taxing us

Jacob:

like this with all of us together.

Jacob:

Hopefully we can all talk this out and things won't have to escalate any further.

Jacob:

But the more people come to show their support, the more Hickory will understand

Jacob:

that things just can't keep it going like this cuz there's more of us.

Jacob:

The nar are of him.

Stu:

Okay, give me a help

Brady:

advantage for that.

Brady:

Beautifully eloquent.

Stu:

That was good.

Jacob:

That is, I actually have, so do I roll over at four?

Jacob:

So like I

Stu:

plus four.

Stu:

Yep.

Stu:

You still get that plus three and then if you get a 10 plus, you'll roll over four.

Jacob:

Then that is a 12.

Stu:

Nice.

Stu:

Okay.

Stu:

Both of you get plus one history and you roll over.

Stu:

As you hit the, oh, shit.

Stu:

Hold on.

Stu:

Let's, let me find things.

Stu:

As you finish that sentence, Johnny Hertz's finger comes over and clicks

Stu:

the microphones off, and you look up and you see there's some tears in his

Stu:

eyes and he goes, Johnny Hurtz really thinks you might change something today.

Stu:

I really hope I see you again.

Stu:

And then he clicks it on and goes, Johnny Hertz was not involved in the proceeding

Jacob:

It's about say we hijacked his radio, fellas, we hijacked the radio.

Jacob:

Don't blame Johnny for this.

Stu:

So do you guys head out real quick, since your history

Stu:

rolled over, you can ask.

Stu:

You get to choose one of the following.

Stu:

What's a secret I learned or realized about you?

Stu:

I'm more open to you than I was again, plus one history with me.

Stu:

Hey, I'm thinking of doing something.

Stu:

What's your take?

Stu:

What do you suggest?

Stu:

What's our next step?

Stu:

Let's make a plan together for what comes next.

Brady:

quick question.

Brady:

I only got plus one on that one because it was a 12th.

Brady:

Okay.

Brady:

But mine also rolled over.

Stu:

Oh my God.

Stu:

Okay, so you both get to ask these things and you're both really bad at

Stu:

helping each other for a little bit.

Jacob:

Yep.

Jacob:

Unless one of us chooses to take the plus one history, the op more

Jacob:

open option, I guess that would take

Brady:

Can you repeat the options now that I know that I need to pay attention?

Stu:

What's a secret I've learned or realized about you?

Stu:

I'm more open to you than I was.

Stu:

Get another history with me.

Stu:

Hey, I'm thinking of doing something.

Stu:

What's your take?

Stu:

What do you suggest?

Stu:

What's our next step?

Stu:

Let's make a plan together for what comes next for us.

Brady:

All right, ocean.

Brady:

It was your roll.

Brady:

So why don't you go first?

Jacob:

So I've actually thought about this cuz I was thinking last,

Jacob:

I was thinking for, since us previous recordings, we've done the rollover

Jacob:

history to like say something new that you've learned about each other.

Jacob:

And for the most part we've only done kind of goofy things.

Jacob:

I've noticed.

Jacob:

And I was thinking, I was like, what is something I could say that could really

Jacob:

shake up the history with Book and Ocean?

Jacob:

And I think I want to do that.

Jacob:

So I think Ocean is gonna confide in book here after they've talked and

Jacob:

Ocean sees like all that book is done.

Jacob:

And Holly said to the people, he's gonna admit that the first time

Jacob:

he actually met Ocean or Book, he was coming to his place to rob him

Jacob:

because he was out of supplies and figured he would be a pushover.

Stu:

Oh shit.

Jacob:

But then when he uh, offered him read the Can of Beans and offered to

Jacob:

split it with them, he was like, I can't, I can, it seems like a pretty good guy.

Jacob:

I can't bring myself to do that.

Jacob:

that was the start of their friendship.

Jacob:

But he's gonna admit to book ands like, look book.

Jacob:

I'm glad our relationships come this far.

Jacob:

I, I feel like I have to tell you this.

Jacob:

And he tells that to

Brady:

I clap ocean on the shoulder and I tell 'em hopefully after today,

Brady:

you'll never need to rob anyone again.

Jacob:

Because both of us are gonna

Brady:

are

Jacob:

in the shootout.

Brady:

And along those lines, I turned to him and I already turned to him, but I

Brady:

turned to him even more and I say, would you say we go get this son of a bitch?

Brady:

And I am in, in, in those words, trying to ask him his opinion and what his thoughts

Brady:

are after our history rolled over.

Jacob:

Okay.

Jacob:

So how does that work?

Jacob:

Do you get like a bonus if you like act on that is how it

Jacob:

works or is it just nothing?

Jacob:

It's just flavor.

Stu:

Just delicious flavor.

Jacob:

Okay.

Jacob:

I like it.

Stu:

So I think what would be interesting, I'll cut out me saying this.

Stu:

So you guys sound smarter if you take my advice, but I think what would be

Stu:

interesting is if you give some insight into the level you're okay with going,

Stu:

like how far you're okay with going.

Stu:

If it does need to turn into big violence or if you are.

Stu:

Thinking of outsmarting them in some way.

Stu:

Something about your approach I think

Stu:

would be

Jacob:

that's what I was, so

Stu:

here.

Jacob:

ocean will nod.

Jacob:

Ocean nods.

Jacob:

And I really don't want this to get violent.

Jacob:

I want for the, I want us to do uh, best we can to like, keep

Jacob:

this as amicable as possible.

Jacob:

I think we should try our best to see if we can pressure them

Jacob:

to back down with the crowd.

Jacob:

if things get bad, then I guess we'll be shooting our way out.

Brady:

I like where your head's at and I think that that maybe my

Brady:

fervor got ahead of me a little bit.

Brady:

What do you say?

Brady:

We, no matter what happens, the first thing we do is we hand pistachio Jones

Brady:

our battery, and we tell him that he gets this battery, but it's last

Brady:

battery that he takes from any of us.

Jacob:

Ooh.

Jacob:

I like that.

Jacob:

That makes us like not come out as just like clear, like oh, we're being

Jacob:

dicks cuz we were taking our battery.

Jacob:

That, That puts us to like a moral high ground that we're taking cuz

Jacob:

then if we get hurt, then we're

Brady:

I love it.

Brady:

Let's try to beat everyone there so that a fight doesn't break out before

Brady:

we even get a chance to say our piece.

Jacob:

Yeah.

Stu:

That is wise.

Stu:

You hop in the car, peel out head there.

Brady:

Oh, actually, can I clarify?

Brady:

I don't think, I don't want to take the car because I don't want them to

Brady:

see that we have another car battery.

Brady:

Can we run there or is it too late?

Brady:

If we need to drive, we'll drive.

Stu:

No, you can get there.

Stu:

It's pretty close.

Stu:

So you head there carrying your car battery prominently and you're trying

Stu:

to get there before everyone else does.

Stu:

So I'll say you can do that.

Stu:

You gave him like 15 minutes.

Stu:

You're able to get there in time.

Stu:

As you approach, you see a couple things.

Stu:

I'm not gonna make you roll for this cuz you can just see it.

Stu:

You think it's pretty unlikely.

Stu:

They specifically have heard the radio show.

Stu:

They don't have any radios playing or anything like that.

Stu:

They look pretty casual.

Stu:

You do know that they do use like walkie-talkies and things, so if

Stu:

someone else heard it, they could easily radio it in, something like that.

Stu:

They look pretty casual though from here.

Stu:

You'd have to get closer, make a roll to figure out anything

Stu:

more as you're approaching.

Stu:

And you do see pretty far in the distance, you actually see juniper

Stu:

outside looking in your direction.

Jacob:

Ooh.

Stu:

But that's the only people you see right now.

Stu:

He's not approaching, he's like leaning against the wall,

Stu:

like smoking a cigarette, like all the way outside the bar.

Stu:

But he's definitely, you've never seen him outside of the bar before.

Stu:

He's behind the bar counter 100% of the time.

Stu:

So that is abnormal.

Stu:

But those are two things

Brady:

Can we read a situation?

Brady:

Oh wait, no.

Brady:

Does that make it charged?

Brady:

It does.

Brady:

Okay.

Brady:

Nevermind.

Brady:

I do not wanna do.

Brady:

Or is it already charged?

Brady:

Like it's a little bit charged.

Stu:

Could be.

Stu:

Could be.

Jacob:

I guess that depends on what we do next.

Stu:

Yeah.

Stu:

How are you approaching?

Stu:

I would guess it

Brady:

I think we should just go as open as possible.

Brady:

Be as obvious as we can.

Jacob:

Yeah.

Stu:

Okay.

Stu:

Yeah.

Stu:

You walk up and you hear pistachio Jones say looks like you've

Stu:

made it in just a nick of time.

Stu:

Got about five minutes left.

Stu:

Thank you for getting that battery here, and he starts walking towards E two.

Stu:

You guys are like twelve feet apart right now.

Stu:

If you want to do anything, just say anything.

Jacob:

I'm trying to think of what we should like the best approach here.

Jacob:

Should we hold off on giving him the battery until we like make our statement?

Jacob:

Or should we like, look, here's the battery, but we have something to say.

Brady:

I think we should stall until more people get here so

Brady:

that our words carry more weight.

Stu:

How are you gonna stall?

Stu:

Just through words or

Brady:

I am going to say to pistachio, we brought your battery, but we we have

Brady:

some extra something, a little special just for you coming and I think it's

Brady:

gonna sweeten the deal quite a bit.

Stu:

Ooh

Brady:

is that a sway?

Brady:

Someone?

Brady:

One.

Stu:

he just goes, no, that's going to be an act under pressure since

Stu:

your goal here is to buy time, you're gonna, this is you being cool.

Stu:

Act under fire.

Stu:

Sorry, I say that wrong every time because I DM other games where

Stu:

it's called Act Under Pressure.

Jacob:

and I'm gonna say, you said we got five extra minutes.

Jacob:

We're gonna wait those five minutes to give this to you.

Stu:

Ooh, power play.

Brady:

Okay.

Brady:

Let's roll.

Brady:

Natural.

Brady:

12 plus two

Stu:

nice.

Stu:

nice.

Stu:

He sees that power play you make, and at first he wants to push back, but he,

Stu:

you are a very strong imposing person.

Stu:

Just your mere presence there and the confidence that

Stu:

book walked up with as well.

Stu:

He's I got nowhere else to be for five minutes, so if you wanna waste all of our

Stu:

time here, that's completely fine with me.

Stu:

And about the time you f he finishes that sentence.

Stu:

You hear this, I don't wanna say battle yell, but almost a battle shriek.

Stu:

As you look to where it comes from, you see those two chaos cultists looking amped

Stu:

as fuck to get involved in this fight.

Brady:

I thought we got a full success on

Stu:

And they start running towards you.

Stu:

One of them has five grenades in his hands and he just like rips all

Stu:

the pins out with his mouth and is just holding these five grenades

Stu:

as he starts sprinting towards you.

Jacob:

Oh

Stu:

So you see them running, they are l luckily for you, a very far distance away.

Stu:

Still.

Stu:

They're coming all the way from the bar like sput, sprinting full speed.

Stu:

And it definitely draws everyone's attention.

Stu:

You see a few more people.

Stu:

You see a car that is not very familiar to you.

Stu:

Peeling around a corner like Tokyo, drifting into frame from around

Stu:

the side, headed in your direction.

Stu:

Book, you recognize this person.

Stu:

This is Callista's boyfriend.

Stu:

What's his name?

Stu:

Do you wanna name him?

Brady:

Sure.

Brady:

His name

Stu:

Shooting Mc Fu

Brady:

his name is Den

Stu:

Den Wallace.

Stu:

Okay.

Stu:

Den Wallace

Jacob:

What a name.

Stu:

coming up, Callista's boyfriend and he's walking with purpose.

Stu:

And he has a large hunting rifle slung over his shoulder,

Stu:

headed in this direction.

Stu:

But, and you still see Juniper, but he has not moved from his location.

Stu:

He's just watching from where he is at,

Brady:

Okay.

Stu:

what he guys do.

Jacob:

So seeing the Ks cultists running out, ocean's gonna get a little

Jacob:

worried gonna gonna step for whoa, whoa.

Jacob:

Hold on now.

Jacob:

Because he sees like all these people starting to crown he

Jacob:

is like, hold on, nobody do

Jacob:

anything crazy.

Stu:

As you say that, all of the hickory men pull out their guns.

Stu:

All of them,

Brady:

I'm gonna also, I'm gonna hold both of my hands up.

Brady:

Wait, who's holding the battery?

Brady:

I'm assuming it's ocean.

Brady:

Cause he's big and strong.

Jacob:

I was about to say, I'm

Jacob:

assuming

Stu:

yeah.

Brady:

Okay.

Brady:

I'm gonna hold both of my hands up, palms out.

Brady:

I'm gonna say, everybody wait, we have something to say

Brady:

before it goes any further?

Brady:

And hopefully I'm gonna say that thing if Stew's gonna let me.

Stu:

Yeah, go

Stu:

ahead.

Stu:

Say that thing.

Brady:

Okay.

Brady:

I don't have to sway anybody.

Stu:

If you want the chaos Cols to stop moving where they're

Stu:

at, you'll have to sway them

Stu:

or you can say it while they keep running at you.

Jacob:

probably get them to

Brady:

I do, I do

Jacob:

pull a bunch of grenades

Brady:

I'm specifically, one of my hands is definitely specifically pointed at one.

Brady:

I'm hoping that they haven't actually let go of the grenade, so that

Stu:

he's still holding 'em, but like this, which is not a good way.

Stu:

I the pantomime I just did for our audio only listeners was like

Stu:

the guy holding too many pairs.

Brady:

Or, Or just any man in a bar who just got five drinks for his friends

Stu:

Yes.

Stu:

Five drinks for his friends.

Brady:

Um, roll to Sway, to sway the Chaos Cultists,

Brady:

Okay.

Brady:

that was eight plus two is 10.

Stu:

10.

Stu:

Okay.

Stu:

They

Stu:

You see the one with the grenades is like still going forward, and the

Stu:

other one puts his hand on a shoulder and he says, let the man speak.

Brady:

Nice

Brady:

Book, uh, thinks to himself.

Brady:

I never thought I'd say this, but I freaking love those guys.

Brady:

And he turns I turn to Pistachio Jones and I say loud hopefully for all of the, the

Brady:

gathering crowd to hear look pistachio.

Brady:

I'm gonna give you this car battery, I'm gonna pay this tax.

Brady:

But And I And I gesture to all of the people gathering around us.

Brady:

Want you to know that this is the last tariff that you're gonna get

Brady:

from any of us until we see some real change in this community.

Jacob:

I guess ocean at that point, tosses car battery.

Stu:

Not

Brady:

You said sway roll.

Stu:

Yes.

Brady:

Seven plus two, nine.

Jacob:

Nice.

Stu:

It's pretty close to a full success.

Stu:

Do you wanna try to help Ocean?

Jacob:

Yeah, I'd love to try to So he

Stu:

First.

Stu:

First.

Jacob:

so that was to sway somebody is what he did.

Brady:

Mm-hmm.

Stu:

but so you say that and it looks like he's teetering on the

Stu:

edge he seems a little concerned by the sudden amount of people.

Stu:

He definitely seems offended by what you said.

Stu:

Like, how dare you talk this way to me.

Stu:

And you look over you.

Stu:

You like the position you are in.

Stu:

You realize you are in front of several armed men with no protection.

Stu:

You have your cane and that's it.

Stu:

you look over at Ocean very slowly and you see him slowly reaching back

Stu:

for the shotgun he's been carrying and his eyes are just like glazed over.

Stu:

And I'm gonna have you do a one of your visions

Stu:

Lets see

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if this sounds like me.

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It may be even more natural.

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Stu Masterson

Plays the Apocalypse. Also does music and editing.
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Brady McDonough

Plays Book McReady. Draws the things. Lacks experience.
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Jacob Cecil

Plays Ocean. Has questionable knowledge about monkeys.